I'm extraordinarily sorry to any readers of this blog for not having posted in ages. I became addicted to Tumblr and have been giving it all my attention and neglecting you fine people. I'm sorry (can we skip couples counseling?). On the bright side though, I have a bunch of new stuff that I posted on Tumblr and not here! Look! Here's one of them now!
By the way, if you are on Tumblr and are not following me, you should be ashamed of yourself.